entertainment
i know i'm mad to post two things in one day. but i receieved funny inspiration from cynthia and Ee jay (woah).
funny things to do(by my whole family)
1.talk while grinning all the way in a restaurant. especially to the waitresses. whoever opens their mouth first is the LOSER.
2.read out the descriptions of the menu while ordering. eg."hi can i have your muddy mud pie: ice cream packed with biscuit punch with delicious hot fudge enveloping it that will whet my appetite?"
3.go to an exotic restaurant and order the dishes with the hardest names. "can i have ajshkitedlooo?"
4.greet them with unusual enthusiasm and hesitate. eg." HELLO! can i have uh, uh, uh.....(let 5 minutes pass)"
5.book a hotel room with a huge bed. share all your jokes, laugh until you roll off the bed and go back up again. repeat till your tummy feels really painful (my mom)
6. question your parents on their love life. this turned out to be really entertaining for my family!
7.go into a lift with someone. hold the door open for a really long time before closing it. when it closes, turn to an empty space and ask"why albert, how rude. why keep us waiting?" (not original)
8. teach your dad new words. like when you say something rocks, it doesn't contain actual stones. emo is an emu, and an oxymoron is not used for scolding people like the word 'moron' (all of the above are my dad's resposnses to the following lingo lessons)
9.bring a camera along for camwhoring especially when your mom put on makeup. my mom purposely did so on our last family dinner. she went to the extent of doing an ah lian smile for us all.
10.share your ambitions. eg. my hilarious childhood friend kenneth. "my dream was to be a security guard. then i wanted to be a dishwasher." from that evolved my sister's dream to be a photocopier.
11.(special) imitate the jonas' brothers' songs. they are SO FUN to do. britney spears is good too, or even jay chou. my dad's favourite is jay chou, but my sister and i take jb, britney and miley cyrus plus other funny dudes anytime. who knew singing out of tune could be so fun.
all of the above was actually demonstrated by my family. try at your own risk, but it proves to be especially exhilrating when you're all on high.
haha.
brenda
3 comments:
Brenda.
HAHA. goodness. your family's cool.
personal favourite is number 5. I LOVE ROLLING OFF THE BED (ONTO CARPET)!! i used to play this game with my younger brother. about rolling off beds (onto a mattress). we're supposed to just roll off without using our hands to break our fall or anything. haha. it's what we used to do to dare each other. and there's the time when we used the mattress as an incline, so we're supposed to roll off the bed onto the floor, down the mattress. the thing is, we spread a very comfortable (and moderately thick) blanket over the mattress and we're supposed to wrap ourselves up while we roll down the mattress! HAHA we end up looking like burritos and it's SUPER FUN. of course our parents scolded us for 'courting death' because they were afraid we'd suffocate but.. HAHA WE LOVED it!
rolling off beds is HIGHLY ENCOURAGED for anyone who has a child in them (not for pregnant ladies).
Philip. =D
now i don't think this can top the funny charts but it IS rather funny. the slapstick kind. http://worshipwarriors.xenoncore.net/index.php/2008/10/01/marios-new-adventure/
i think the lift one is very funny, i wouldnt dare to do it...
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